Top Five Most Hated by Parents Toys

There are between two and three days a year, minimum, as parents we have our nerves to skin and although it may seem strange, this time is not because of our kids, but adults. Those days are the birthday, Christmas and Epiphany. Yes, I know that many will say that one hundred or two hundred out to you, but as we are close to Christmas we are going to meet with these three.
What they have in common? So very simple, in all three children receive gifts. And what about gifts? As they are not always our pleasure and in some cases is that I’m short, right?

Here I bring you my selection, my top ten most hated by parents toys.

Hippos tragabolas

CLACK-CLACK, CLACK, CATACLAK, ball falling to the ground, CLACK, CLACK, jooo papaaaaaa that ball was mine, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, ball falling off and goes under the sofa for three bodies. CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, fight song because one of the brothers moved to a ball with the hand or has been removed one another or it is moving too. Sure that whoever is lucky to have this toy will know of what I speak. Unbearable.

The elephant/Hippo/mono /(ponga el animal que quiera que seguro que lo hay) ballmachines

This toy It is the Top 1 of the worst toys that can give, It should be reason enough to disinherit someone or at least not return to direct you the word in life.
This infernal device may appear only as a ballmachines that tube normally it comes disguised as innocent of happy face animal, as elephants, monkeys, some frog’s bulging eyes, etc. Of course, all very colorful so don’t you think that what you are giving away is a genuine Trojan horse. If outside, you can be accompanied by another toy great friend of children and parents migraines, the piano, with a proportional number of keys to paste crook, large buttons and lots of lights press.

What is the game?

The theory: one puts it to work and toy starts to throw balls to the rhythm of the music, these come in a circuit and return to start. Some of them can get away from the circuit, which helps to exercise the psychomotricity coarse, fine and up to the middle of the baby size when you exit running behind the color balls to put them into the fold.

The reality: tube that throws 90% of the balls in a random direction with preference for areas such as: dining table with six chairs, or under the sofa or the only area of the room where there is no one who can pick up the ball and avoid that it continue to give boats by the entire House or also, the only area of the room is where the dog and sites as well.

Throughout the exercise that your child makes is the lifting arm to half height, placing this tip perpendicular to the rest of the body with stretch index finger in the same direction as the arm. In the majority of cases they will agree with the direction taken by the ball, which collect an average of 200 times so your son follow stuffing it in the circuit and continue the torture. Because while this, everything happens at the pace of one of those children’s melodies of letters so well-rehearsed of not more than 7 words (so the baby can remember them and you pass you overnight in the office humming them), background will hear a CLACK whenever the Catapult throws the ball and hit the brake and CLACK CLACK after passing the afternoon , your child laughing like crazy and your wanting to kill the engineer who designed it.

And you wonder, why not prove it for half an hour to see their effects in adults? So very simple. Because at the moment, there are laws which do not allow torturing the employees, but there is no preventing torture to a parent.

When is it advisable to give away it? As for children over 5 years that they are those who go for the balls ‘voluntarily’.

Drums

We all know that serves a drum, isn’t it? It has multiple uses: is a military instrument to mark the passage of the columns or the work that is being performed, also serves so that everyone knows that we are close or to enter a group of heavy metal. All very adult, right?

Well, then would everyone strives to give drums to your children? Are we masochists? Anyone realizes that it is a natural instinct to clubbing things? We make over that fanfares to produce sound.
A drum is the Vanhalla of toys, take the most primitive instincts of our children, those that were recorded in our genes when we had to hunt the food base beat her with sticks, with the natural attraction for everything that makes noise.

And it is giving the same drum disappears, because they are the sticks! And it is then when the entire House and all its contents become a giant drum, which you did not know that things could be made so much noise until it appears your son with the drum sticks.

They should sell half a dozen earplugs with these types of toys.

The Furby

The Furby it comes to be a gremlin child version, not going to eat, but it is going to be touching you noses all day. This toy in 90% of cases is given by couples without children or with children that many years ago that they already speak. Because environment two years occurs to any father with children of ages give something, then you already know largely what is having at home to someone who is not silent or under water. But anyone know what exactly a Furbi? An OWL with hairs, a desorejado gremlin, an alien as who invented it? Why not it silent?

Plasticine

My favorite toy, called him by my mother, “the filth that is everywhere”. For me this toy is in the top 5 of the most hated and in the top 5 that a child should have in its infancy. It is a can not live with you, but not without you. Get ready to get to meetings with a glob of Yellow clay on the sole of the shoe or to throw yourself half an hour taking it off of the sole of the sports.

That dilemma parenting! What is your Top 5?

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